I write dumb movie reviews. You can see my dumb movie reviews on this website. Sometimes, the reviews are even about the movies! If you find the background color to be too dark for readability, please click on the movie title on any review page to make it a lighter color. Here is my movie score scale and index of movie reviews:
- 10/10: changed my perception of what movies can be
- 9/10: the best movies
- 8/10: exceeds the confines of its cinematic layer of hell
- 7/10: as good as one can reasonably expect anything to be in this timeline
- 6/10: still worth watching, I promise
- 5/10: Fine™
- 4/10: it's the thought that counts
- 3/10: I've seen worse. unless,
- 2/10: changed my perception of what movies can be
- 1/10: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Ultimate Edition)
| Title | Release | Score | Review Date | Links |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Substance | 2024 | 5 | 2/18/25 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| The Convert | 2023 | 6 | 2/13/25 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre | 2023 | 5 | 2/12/25 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga | 2024 | 5 | 2/8/25 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Heart of Stone | 2023 | 4 | 7/17/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F | 2024 | 3 | 7/9/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Hitman: Agent 47 | 2015 | 3 | 6/28/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| The Gentlemen | 2020 | 6 | 5/28/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| The Marvels | 2023 | 4 | 5/28/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Civil War | 2024 | 4 | 5/8/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver | 2024 | 2 | 4/20/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Monkey Man | 2024 | 8 | 4/8/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Pacific Rim Uprising | 2018 | 4 | 3/16/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Dune: Part Two | 2024 | 6 | 3/16/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Guns Akimbo | 2020 | 5 | 2/20/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Tekken | 2010 | 3 | 2/16/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| The Flash | 2023 | 2 | 2/16/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| The Creator | 2023 | 5 | 1/24/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire | 2023 | 3 | 1/24/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Meg 2: The Trench | 2023 | 5 | 1/23/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| The King of Fighters | 2010 | 2 | 1/23/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Godzilla Minus One | 2023 | 8 | 1/3/24 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Next Goal Wins | 2023 | 5 | 11/28/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Pacific Heights | 1990 | 3 | 11/15/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Blood Quantum | 2019 | 7 | 11/14/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania | 2023 | 2 | 10/15/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 | 2023 | 3 | 10/14/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| The Pope's Exorcist | 2023 | 4 | 9/28/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem | 2023 | 7 | 9/27/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Poison for the Fairies | 1984 | 7 | 9/27/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Resolution | 2012 | 6 | 9/20/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Shin Godzilla | 2016 | 5 | 9/19/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Synchronic | 2020 | 6 | 9/14/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Cocaine Bear | 2023 | 4 | 9/13/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| The Wandering Earth 2 | 2023 | 7 | 9/7/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Gran Turismo: Based on a True Story | 2023 | 4 | 8/30/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Something in the Dirt | 2022 | 7 | 7/31/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Extraction 2 | 2023 | 4 | 7/17/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One | 2023 | 4 | 7/17/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Dial M for Murder | 1954 | 4 | 5/29/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Prey | 2022 | 6 | 5/23/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| The Darkest Hour | 2011 | 3 | 5/22/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Contact | 1997 | 7 | 5/16/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves | 2023 | 7 | 5/15/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| The Menu | 2022 | 6 | 4/30/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Exodus: Gods and Kings | 2014 | 4 | 4/28/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Black Adam | 2022 | 3 | 4/24/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| John Wick: Chapter 4 | 2023 | 5 | 3/30/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| 65 | 2023 | 4 | 3/19/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Black Panther: Wakanda Forever | 2022 | 5 | 2/21/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness | 2022 | 2 | 1/15/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Nope | 2022 | 5 | 1/9/23 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Swiss Army Man | 2016 | 9 | 12/25/22 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| Bullet Train | 2022 | 7 | 12/8/22 | Review | IMDb | RT |
| One Cut of the Dead | 2019 | 8 | 11/2/22 | Review | IMDb | RT |
